"A Gift for her" joke

wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart`s birthday and as they had not been dating
very long, after careful consideration, he decided a
pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic
but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart`s
younger sister, he went to Nordstrom`s and bought a
pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and
the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart
got the panties.
Without checking the contents, the young man sealed
the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the
following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in
the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.
If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen
the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones
that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade,
but the lady,
I bought them from showed me the pair she had been
wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly
soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked
really smart. I wish I were there to put them on for
you the first time as no doubt other hands will come
in contact with them before I have a chance to see you
again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them
before putting them away as they will naturally be a
little damp from wearing. Just think how many times,

I will kiss them during the coming year!
All my love