"A Group Of Lawyers" joke

A group of lawyers checked their cell phones with the courtroom bailiff to begin another day of trial.

At the end of the day, they were packing up to leave, and a cell phone rang. One of the lawyers picked it up.

"Hi Honey, are you done with court today?"

"I sure am."

"Well, I am calling from the mall. I saw this amazing jacket, but it costs $2, 200. What do you think?"

"Do you like it?"

"I love it."

"Then you should get it."

"Thanks! But you know I was also thinking about the Mercedes I was looking at the other day, and I know that it will cost over $100, 000 to get the options I want."

"Don't worry about it. Just make sure you are happy with it."

"That's so great. Oh, and one other thing. You know that house I have had my eye on for that last few years? It just went on the market, and it is listed at $800, 000. I know that with the other items that will tap the entire bank account, but I don't want to miss the opportunity."

"You should go now and make a full asking price offer. We don't want to let it get away, do we?"

"Oh, honey! You are the best! I'll see you later."

After clicking off the phone, the lawyer turned to the small crowed of others, held out the phone and asked, "So, which one of you owns this phone?"