"A Handsome Tip" joke

A man had a ticket for the theater, but when he was seated by the usher, he found that he was too far back.
Turning to the usher, he said, "This is a mystery play and I have to watch a mystery close up. If you can find me a better seat, I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher moved him to the third row and the man handed him a quarter.
The usher looked at the quarter, frowned at the man, then leaned over and whispered:
"The wife did it!"

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