"A Hole Behind" joke

Playing on a new golf course, a man was confused as to which hole he was on. Seeing a lady playing ahead of him, he walked over to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.
"I'm on the 6th hole," she said, "and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 5th hole."
He thanked her and continued with his game. On the back nine, he had the same problem again so he approached the lady once more and asked the same question.
"Well, I'm on the 15th hole and you're a hole behind," she said, "so that would mean you're on the 14th."
He thanked her again, finished his round and went to the club house where he saw the lady sitting at the bar. Approaching her, he said, "Allow me to buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." They began a conversation and learned that both of them were in sales, so he asked her what she sold.
"If I were to tell you, you'd only laugh," she replied.
"No, I wouldn't," he said.
"Ok then, I sell tampons," replied the lady.
Hearing that, he began to laugh until he had tears rolling down his cheeks. "See, didn't I tell you that you would laugh?" she said.
"That's not the reason I'm laughing," he said. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so it seems I'm STILL one hole behind you!"

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