"A Hot Air Balloon..." joke
A hot air balloon set out to cross the Atlantic Ocean, navigated by Tom and Brian.
After 41 hours in the air, Tom was feeling a bit lost. "Brian, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are," he said. Brian let out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon dropped to under the cloud cover, where they saw a man on the ground.
"I still can't tell where we are. Let's ask that guy on the ground," said Tom, so Brian yelled down to the man "Hey, can you tell us where we are?" The man on the ground yelled back, "You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air." Tom turned to Brian.
"That man must be a lawyer," Tom said. "How can you tell?" asked Brian, to which Tom replied, "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate, and yet totally useless."
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