"A Judaic Brain" joke
A judaic rabbi met a christian father and asked him how came theirs church is so big and so rich. The father told the rabbi about the confession and invited him to come and see how it is going.
On sunday the rabbi steps into church to set up the confession cabin near the father.
A young woman cames into the cabin saying "Forgive me father for I have sinned - I've ben with a man who is not my husband"
"You made a wrong thing my child" said the father.
"Put 10 in the way out pray every night and you will be forgiven"
The rabbi set their for two more confession and ask the father permission to try to take his place.
A young lady came into the cabin and sais "Forgive me father for I have sinned - I'v been with a man who is not my father."
"You made a wrong thing my child" said the rabbi "put 100 in the way out and you can do it ten more times"
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