"A Kid’S View On Marriage" joke

What Exactly Is Marriage?
“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents” -Eric, six years old
“When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me. ’ Then she says yes, but she’s wondering what the thing is and whether it’s naughty or not. She can’t wait to find out. ” -Anita, nine years old
How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?
“You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one. ” -Kelly, nine years old
“My mother says to look for a man who is kind…. That’s what I’ll do…. I’ll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsome. ” -Carolyn, eight years old
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife” -Bert, five years old
How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?
“They were at a dance party at a friend’s house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down…It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values. ” -Lottie, nine years old
“My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won’t tell me what kind. ” -Jeremy, eight years old
What Do Most People Do on a Date?
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. ” -Martin, ten years old
“Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love. ” -Craig, nine years old
When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding. ” -Allan, ten years old
“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you…. If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours. ” -Kally, nine years old
The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
“You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan” -Kirsten, ten years old
“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them” -Anita, nine years old
“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble. ” -Will, seven years old