"A Koala bear and a Hooker" joke
A friend of mine sent this to me and I would like to share it with all of you.
A Koala bear and a hooker were having sex, during the sex the Koala bear goes down on the hooker.
After they were finished the Koala bear got up and started to walk out. The hooker stopped him and said you have to pay me.
The koala bear shook his head. So, the hooker pulls out a dictionary and shows the bear the defintion of a hooker - have sex and get paid for it.
The Koala bear then asked for the dictionary and show ed her the definition of a Koala bear - eats bush and leaves.
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