"A Man and His Pet Penguins" joke
A man pulls up to a gas station on a very hot day and the young attendant just happened to glance in the backseat, where he sees two penguins. He says, "Sir, it is so hot outside. Those two penguins belong at the zoo!"Yes, you are right," the man said. "Thank you."The next day, the guy comes to buy more gas and the penguins are standing up on the back seat wearing sunglasses. The young guy says, "Man, you said that you were taking them to the zoo."Well, yes, I took them and they liked it so much that today we are going to the beach."
Saved $2 "A man ran into his house puffing. His wife asked, "what happened?"
The man replied,"I saved $2".His wife answered,"How did you do that?" He answered,"I chased a bus home". The wife then said,"You could of saved $10 by chasing a taxi home".
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