"A Military Parade In Moscow" joke

ALEXANDER The Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon were watching a military parade in Moscow. Alexander could not take his eyes off the tanks.' If I had chariots like these,' he said,' I could have conquered the whole of Asia.'
Caesar eyed the missiles and said,' With such arrows, I could have ruled the world.'
Napoleon glanced up from a copy of Pravda and said,' With a newspaper like this, no one would even have heard of Waterloo!'

"You know, except for the moustache, you look a lot like my mother."

"But I don't have a mustache."

"Yes, I know....but my mother does."

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted Mark Antony!

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When did Caesar reign? I didnt know he reigned. Of course he did, didnt they hail him?

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