Caesar Jokes

Knock KnockWhos there! Caesar! Caesar who? Caesar quickly before she gets away!

When did Caesar reign?
I didn`t know he reigned. Of course he did, didn`t they hail him?

When did Caesar reign? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him?

When did Caesar reign? I didnt know he reigned. Of course he did, didnt they hail him?

WASHINGTON, DC
California decriminalized the sale of Caesar salad this week -- and it's not a moment too soon, the Libertarian Party said today.
"When you outlaw Caesar salad, only outlaws will eat Caesar salad," noted the party's Director of Communications, Bill Winter. "That's why, on the issue of Caesar salad, we Libertarians have always been pro-legalization."
Selling Caesar salad became a crime last year when California legislators passed a new health law banning the sale of food that used raw eggs as an ingredient. Unexpectedly, the law included Caesar salad, which uses uncooked eggs in its unique dressing.
Restaurant owners and fans of the popular salad were outraged. The outcry convinced state legislators to file a new bill to cancel the criminal status of Caesar salad -- and, presumably, end what might have become a flourishing black market in contraband romaine lettuce, raw eggs, and Parmesan cheese.
The bill, signed into law by more...