"A Noble Profession" joke

"Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers."
The outlook for the New Jersey economy is so bad that the mob just laid off 3 judges.
The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name.
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say "Fees!"
Why are lawyers so good at racketball?
Because they stoop so low.
Why do lawyers get paid so much?
I'll tell you as soon as I finish billing you for the punch line.

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