"A Pair Of Gloves" joke

A polite and rather timid young man, after buying a ladyfriend a pair of gloves as a birthday present, scrivened the following note to be sent along with them:
"I hope you find these a welcome birthday gift, since I noticed- on our last few dates-that you weren't wearing any. They are reversible, so if you get them soiled you can wear them inside out and thus wear them longer without having to wash them. I'm only sorry I cannot be there at your party to watch your smiling face as you try them on."
He left the note with the saleslady, who promptly sent it off with the wrong package: a pair of silk panties.

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