"A Rabbi and a Korean" joke
Rabbi is sitting on a airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the Rabbi leans over and says: You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did in Pearl Habor.
The Korean looks shocked an replies: First, it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese and besides I'm Korean.
The Rabbi says: Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference.
A few hours later the Korean says to the Rabbi: You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic.
The Rabbi looks confused and mad and says: What are you talking about?
The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An Iceberg sank the Titanic!
The Korean guy replies: Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference ?
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