"A Rushed Marriage" joke

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to
marry her right away. She said, "But we don`t know anything about
each other."
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He said, "That`s all right, we`ll learn about each other as we go
along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very nice resort.
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One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of
his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a& half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in& jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water
like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and& lay down on the towel.
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She said," That was incredible!"
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He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told
you we`d learn more about ourselves as we went along."
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So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After& about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel
hardly out of breath.
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He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?"
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"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides
of the canal."

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