"A Star Is Born" joke

A man and his wife were enjoying a Broadway show. During the first intermission, he had to take a leak in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms.
He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but finally found a beautiful fountain with foliage. Since no one was watching, he decided to relieve himself right there.
When he returned to the auditorium, the second act had already begun. He searched in the dark until he found his wife. "Have I missed much of the second act?" he asked.
"Miss it?" she said indignantly, "You were in it!"

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