"A Surprise Visit" joke

The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on a business trip, thought he would pay his boy a surprise visit.
Arriving at the lad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window, "Waddyah want?"
"Does Ramsey Duncan live here?" asked the father.
"Yeah," replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch."

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