"A Texan died and went to heaven ..." joke
A Texan died and went to heaven where St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates.“Show me what you got, Pete,” said Tex. St. Peter swung open the gates and
revealed a beautiful landscape of mountains, rivers, streams, trees, flowers and all the trimmings.“We’ve got that in Texas. We call it King Ranch,” said Tex. St. Pete flashed up a scene of men, women and children frolicking on the countryside, riding coaches, swinging, swimming, riding horses, bicycling, etc.“We’ve got that, too. We call it Six Flags.”Whereupon St. Peter threw open a trapdoor of the fires of Hell and out shot a huge ball of fire followed by a solid stream of flame sweeping over the entire area. The
blinding light and heat were enormous.“We don’t have that,” said Tex, “but we’ve got a guy in Houston who can put it
out.”
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