"A True Story" joke

This is a true story. One of my old babysitters went off to college, and this really happened to her, no joke. So she was out in Chinatown one night with her friends, when they all decided that they wanted to go back so that they could sleep. However, she was not the least bit tired so she told them to just take the car, and that she would take a cab in an hour. They left, and she got into a very interesting conversation with another young man. They talked and talked and before she knew it, a few hours had passed and it was well past dark. So she said that she regretted it, but she had to leave. She flagged down a cab and told the guy in it, "Can you take me to the College of Evergreen, please?"
"Sure thing", he said. However, he drove for about ten minutes, then made a wrong turn.
Figuring that he was a new driver, she said, "Excuse me, sir, but I think we just missed the turn."
"Hush. Don't worry, I know where I'm going."
She began to get a little nervous after he made two more wrong turns and she felt completely lost. "Sir, I understand that you know where you are going but I really would feel much more comfortable if you just let me off here."
He responded, "NO! Really, I want to get you to your college."
"Sir," she said, "I have $20 in my pocket. Just take it, and I'll get off here." They were at a stoplight. She set the money on the seat and began to open the door when he locked the doors. She got very nervous about this madman's intentions, so the very next chance she got she unlocked the door and began to climb out of the cab. She was almost free when the cab driver grabbed her leg and started pulling! Pulling! Pulling as hard as he could... just like I'm pulling yours.

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