"A Young Woman's Diary" joke

MONDAY:
What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain asked me to dine at his table.
TUESDAY:
I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain.
WEDNESDAY:
The Captain made proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman.
THURSDAY:
Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!
FRIDAY:
This afternoon I saved 1600 lives.

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