"A brunette is overweight, so her doctor puts her ..." joke

A brunette is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you`ll have lost at least five pounds." When the brunette returns, she`s lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that`s amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The brunette nods. "I`ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from all that skipping."

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