"A collection of insults 22" joke

Running U. S. appliances on British current.

Runs squares around the competition.

Rusty springs in the mousetrap.

S p a c e d o u t.

Sailboat fuel for brains.

Sat under the ozone hole too long.

Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong.

Serving donuts on another planet.

Settled some during shipping and handling.

Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.

Several nuts over fruitcake minimum.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Sharp, like stone in river. Swift, like tree through forest.

She only packed half a sandwich.

She only schedules zombie processes.