"A couple few one-liners to enjoy!" joke

Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment.Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A: $ 3.99 a minute.

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