"A handsome young golfer was playing" joke

A handsome young golfer was playing in his first professional tournament. At the end of the first day's activity, the novice was ahead, and a beautiful woman sidled up to him in the clubhouse.
"Say," she cooed, "do you swing as well off the green?"
Rising to the challenge, he took the girl back to his hotel room, and they made love, after which he rolled over and went to sleep.
"Hey," she shook him awake, "Tom Watsqn wouldn't give up so quickly!"
Mustering his energies, he made love to her a second time, after which he slipped off, quite exhausted.
The woman shook him again. "Hey, Arnold Palmer wouldn't give up so quickly!"
The golfer was getting some life back in his jaw, and, taking a deep breath, he made love to her yet again. When he was through, he fell asleep on top of her, too tired to move. She tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey, Jack Nicklaus wouldn't fade away like that!"
Angry and just a touch mortified, the golfer rose. "Say-just what is par for this hole, anyway?"

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