"A lawyer saw a man eating grass side of the road" joke

One afternoon a lawyer was driving home when he saw a man eating grass by the side of the road. "Why are you doing that?" the lawyer asked. "I don't have any money for food," the man replied. "Oh, then you must come home with me." "But, sir, I have a wife and five children." "They are all welcome." So the family got in the lawyer's car and he sped off towards his mansion. "You're so kind to help so many people," the wife gushed during the journey. "It's fine," said the lawyer. "I haven't cut my grass in weeks."

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