"A lesson learnt" joke
A middle-aged couple got into a crowded Delhi bus. The husband gallantly gave the one free seat to his wife and found himself behind a well-stacked college girl. He took advantage of every jerk and turn to impress his person on the lass's posterior. The girl did not want to create a scene and kept quiet. His wife also suffered the spectacle in silence. As fate would have it, all three disembarked at the same stop. And no sooner were they out of the bus, the girl turned round and gave the man a tight slap across his face.' How dare you pinch my bottom? You should be ashamed of yourself,' she screamed.' But, but, but,' stammered the man,' I did not pinch your bottom.'
'No, he did not,' intervened the wife.' I did. I saw what he was doing and wanted you to teach him a lesson. Dhanyavaad'
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