"A lot of jokes like this will be popping up, I'm sure" joke

A team of scientists have invented a condom that plays music.

Pick your punchline:
A) The team of scientists working on making the penis itself sing, have thrown in the towel.
B) Next up, a birth control pill that makes the vagina say "That song is so long."
C) You can download cock-ringtones.
D) If it breaks, it will give whole new meaning to "the song you were conceived to."
E) Some men have responded by nicknaming their penis "The Fat Lady."
F) It plays "Into the Mystic."
G) Or "Come Together."
H) Stop me.

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