"A man dies and goes" joke

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter and asks, "What are those for?"St Peter answers, "Those are lie clocks. Everyone has one. Each time you lie, the hands on your clock move.""Oh," says the man, "Whose lie clock is that one?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," St Peter replies, "The hands never moved because she never told a lie.""Incredible," muses the man, "Whose is that one?""Abraham Lincoln's," St Peter says, "The hands only moved twice because he only told two lies in his entire life.""Wow, so what about George W Bush and Tony Blairs clocks?" The man asks."They're in Jesus' office," Says St Peter, "He's using them as ceiling fans."

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