"A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar..." joke
...and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured
the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink.
What's wrong?" After quickly downing his drink, the
man replies "I got home and found my wife in bed with
my best friend." "Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he
poured the man a second triple. "No wonder you need
a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."
As the man downed his second drink, the bartender asks
him "What did you do?" "I walked over to my wife" the
man replies, "looked her straight in the eye and told
her that we were through and to pack her stuff and get
the hell out." "That makes sense." said the bartender,
"but what about your best friend?" The man replied,
"I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and
said "BAD DOG!"
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