"A man went to an astrologer" joke

A man went to an astrologer and deposited Rs. 100 as his fees. Then he told the astrologer that his right palm is itching. The astrologer said this is a very good sign and assured him that he will get lots of money.
Then the man said his left palm also itching. The astrologer said that this is very very good sign and assured him that he will get money and property too.
Then he said that his right foot is also since this morning. The astrologer said that this is the sign of travelling to foreign countries.
At last the man said that his left foot has also started itching.
The Astrologer pulled out a 10 rupee note and told him that he had nothing but suffering from acute Eczima.

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