"A penis, a pickle, & a cucumber" joke

One day a penis, a pickle and a cucumber were all standing around talking about how much their lifes suck.
The Cucumber said "
Imagine sitting in dirt all your life and then shoved in a bag, tossed around, drenched it water and then cut up into little pieces."
Then the Pickle chimed in with, "
You think thats bad, try having to deal with being put in a tub of water, almost drowning, and then having a ceiling put on top so you sufocate to death."
Then the Penis spoke "
whatever, you guys got it easy....All my life i've gotten beaten, pushed and pulled, have bags put over my head and then hit against a wall until I throw up."

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