"A small advice…." joke
Women should not have children after 35. Really…35 children are enough Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys. After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. Save Your Breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date! I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been giving me lately! “No one ever says “It’s only a game, ” when their team is winning. ” I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: “CHECKOUT TIME IS 18? “If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? ” “How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America? ” Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was…surrounded by trees and bushes.
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