"A tourist climbed out of his car in" joke

A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, Im going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?" "What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Senate?" "Well no," the tourist said, "I didnt realize that. But listen, Im really in a bind so Im going to have to trust you anyway."

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