"Abbreviations For Internet Communications" joke

In this age of instant and near-instant communications, abbreviations have become commonplace, especially amongst the younger generations. For older internet users, here's a handy guide to translating:
AbbreviationPreviously long phrase
whrthfckuben?
"Goodness, it's been a long time since we've chatted, hasn't it?"
utypliksht
"Say, have you heard that there is a new Evelyn Wood's speed-typing course?"
ugoturhdupyrass?
"Are you sure about that?"
sowenugtoutofjail?
"So, what have you been up to lately, Bugs?"
tkurabbrevsandshuvem
"Wouldn't you rather just type the whole phrase out?"