"Absurd Inventions" joke

Have you ever heard of the kissing shield? No? then look at this list of crazy inventions people just like you made;
Kissing shield
Face bake
Horse diaper
Whopper wheels
Skateboard pirate
Light bulb changer
Beach boots
Remote controlled horse
Flying bike
Baby bottom art
Pump power
Dummy chicken farmer
Airplane moisturizer
Alarm fork
All terrain stroller
Aqua swing
Baby cage
Ball blinders
Banana head
BIRD CAT TRAP FEEDER
Boob tube
Boatless water skiing
Hijacker detector
And many more dumb inventions soon to come. Be watching!