"According to the latest surveys" joke
According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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A American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino
American: use my name four times in a sentence
Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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