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Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses and Bar Mitzvahs. Religion not important.Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.I am a sensitive Jewish prince to whom you can open your heart to share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.Jewish male, 34. Very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.

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