"Adam and Eve" joke

>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In the Garden of Eden,
>>>>>>>>>>> As everyone knows,
>>>>>>>>>>> Lives Adam and Eve,
>>>>>>>>>>> Without any clothes.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In this garden,
>>>>>>>>>>> Were two little leaves,
>>>>>>>>>>> One covered Adam's,
>>>>>>>>>>> One covered Eve's.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> As the story goes on,
>>>>>>>>>>> Never the less to say,
>>>>>>>>>>> The wind came along,
>>>>>>>>>>> And blew the leaves away.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> At the sight,
>>>>>>>>>>> Adam did stare,
>>>>>>>>>>> There was Eve's treasure,
>>>>>>>>>>> All covered with hair.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And wonder came,
>>>>>>>>>>> Under Eve's eyes,
>>>>>>>>>>> As Adam's thing,
>>>>>>>>>>> Started to rise.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> They found a spot,
>>>>>>>>>>> That suited them best,
>>>>>>>>>>> A nice big tree,
>>>>>>>>>>> Where they began to rest.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Her legs spread wider,
>>>>>>>>>>> And wider apart,
>>>>>>>>>>> While thrill after thrill,
>>>>>>>>>>> Came into her heart.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The head of Adam's thing,
>>>>>>>>>>> Peeked into the hole,
>>>>>>>>>>> And filled her with passion,
>>>>>>>>>>> Beyond her control.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Backward and forward,
>>>>>>>>>>> His thing did slide,
>>>>>>>>>>> And Eve's treasure,
>>>>>>>>>>> Was all wet inside.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The joy was good,
>>>>>>>>>>> She wouldn't let loose,
>>>>>>>>>>> Until Adam's thing,
>>>>>>>>>>> Was all out of juice.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Then down through the years,
>>>>>>>>>>> People did screw,
>>>>>>>>>>> And now it is time,
>>>>>>>>>>> For me and you.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> So pull down your pants,
>>>>>>>>>>> And lay in the grass,
>>>>>>>>>>> Cause I'm in the mood,
>>>>>>>>>>> For a piece of that ASS!