"Adidas" joke

The following is a list of different meanings for the name "Adidas."
The Anime Freak: All Day I Dream About Sesshoumaru.
The Jock: All Day I Dream About Sports.
The Video-Game Freak: All Day I Dream About Sprites.
The Pervert: All Day I Dream About Sex.
The CEO: All Day I Dream About Sports-cars.
The Cleptomaniac: All Day I Dream About Stealing.
Monica Lewinsky: All Day I Dream About Sex.
The Drunk: All Day I Dream About Shots.
The Redneck: All Day I Dream About Shotguns.
The IMer: all day i drm abt sx