"Affair With Married Woman" joke

A guy named Jack was having an affair with a married woman. He was at her house one night while her husband was away on business and they were really into making love when they heard the front door open.
"Oh no! It's my husband!" the woman said." He'll kill you. Quick I've got an idea."
The woman took him into the bathroom and rubbed baby oil all over him and then proceeded to pat him all over with white powder. She took him back into the bedroom shoved him into the corner and told him to stand as still as he could, like a statue.
Just in time she turned around to great her husband. He smiled and gave her a big hug. "Hi honey I've missed you while I've been away."
"Yes," she replied " I though you would be back days ago."
Just then the husband noticed Jack. "What is that?"
The woman quickly said "It's a new age statue. The Jones in 3A have one just like it and I thought it would be a good idea for us to get one. "
"Oh all right " he said "Whatever makes you happy."
Later on that night after they had gone to bed Jack was still in the corner trying to be as still as he could. Then the husband got up and went into the kitchen. He made and sandwich and opened a beer from the fridge. He came back into the bedroom and walked straight up to "the statue"
"Here mate." he said" I was over at the Jone's house for four days without so much as a glass of water."

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