"Aglass of water" joke

I was putting my sons to bed earley one Friday night in preperation for some expected guest .As I was about to turn the lights out, the youngest said "daddy could I have a glass of water "? I said no because he would wet the bed .So about 15 min later I heard him yell hot for his mother asking the same .Her responce was the samas mine .(no you will wet the bed).About 20 min later (10 min before the guest were about to arrive)he yelled out again asking me for water.I said "NO IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN i AM GOING TO CUT YOUR ASS"
Well the guest arrived and we were talking and drinking when my son yelled out "DADDY, WHEN YOU COME TO CUT MY ASS WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING ME A GLASS OF WATER.

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