"Airline slogans" joke

There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways to leave this airplane.

Thank you for flying business class. We hope you enjoyed giving us business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.

As you exit the plane, please make sure to take all of your belongings Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.

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