"Almost New Porche" joke
A man was reading the morning newspaper when an ad caught his eye. The ad clearly announced, "Porche For Sale. New! $500!". The man thought it was very unusual to sell a Porche for $500 and figured it was probably a joke, but thought he'd check it out anyhow.
He went to the house of the woman who was selling the Porche and she led him into the garage. Much to his surprise, inside the garage was an almost brand new Porche.
"Wow! "Would it be all right if I take it for a test drive?" he asked, feeling sure that there must be something terribly wrong with the car.
"Sure," the woman said. Unlike what he expected, the car ran perfectly.
When he got back to her house, he asked, "Why are you selling this great car for only $500?"
The woman laughed and replied, "Well, my husband just ran off with his receptionist and he told me I could have the house and the furniture, but I was to sell his Porche and send him the money!"
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