"Alternative Holiday Specials Rejected By The Networks" joke

* Rudolph the Red-turbaned Ayatollah
* Kwanza Klaus is Coming to Town
* Don't ask, Don't tell Santa's new Elf Policy
* What's a Buddhist to Do'dist time of Year?
* Tim Burton's It's a Wonderful Life II -
starring Dr. Jack Kevorkian
* The Ghost of Chanukahs Past
* A Very Brady Kwanza
* March of the Toy Iraqi Soldiers
* A Charlie Brown Non-Secular, Atheist, Holiday Gathering
* How the Grinch Stole Ramadan