Kwanza Jokes

Rudolph the Red-turbaned Ayatollah
Kwanza Klaus is Coming to Town
Don't ask, Don't tell: Santa's new Elf Policy
What's a Buddhist to Do'dist time of Year?
Tim Burton's It's a Wonderful Life II - staring Dr. Jack Kevorkian
The Ghost of Chanukahs Past
A Very Brady Kwanza
March of the Toy Iraqi Soldiers
A Charlie Brown Non-Secular, Atheist, Holiday Gathering
How the Grinch Stole Ramadan Daily Wonk Lists 2001

Rudolph the Red-turbaned Ayatollah
Kwanza Klaus is Coming to Town
Don't ask, Don't tell: Santa's new Elf Policy
What's a Buddhist to Do'dist time of Year?
Tim Burton's It's a Wonderful Life II - staring Dr. Jack Kevorkian
The Ghost of Chanukahs Past
A Very Brady Kwanza
March of the Toy Iraqi Soldiers
A Charlie Brown Non-Secular, Atheist, Holiday Gathering
How the Grinch Stole Ramadan
© Daily Wonk Lists 2001

* Rudolph the Red-turbaned Ayatollah
* Kwanza Klaus is Coming to Town
* Don't ask, Don't tell Santa's new Elf Policy
* What's a Buddhist to Do'dist time of Year?
* Tim Burton's It's a Wonderful Life II -
starring Dr. Jack Kevorkian
* The Ghost of Chanukahs Past
* A Very Brady Kwanza
* March of the Toy Iraqi Soldiers
* A Charlie Brown Non-Secular, Atheist, Holiday Gathering
* How the Grinch Stole Ramadan

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