"Always Into Mischief" joke

Young David was always into mischief. Finally, his exasperated mother asked, "David, how do you expect to get into Heaven?"
David thought for a few moments and replied, "Well, I'll run in and out, in and out, and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, David, come in or stay out!'"

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