"Amazing" joke

A man was lying down on the main street of a small town, his ear pressed against the pavement. A woman noticed the man and walked over to him. "What are you doing?" she asked.

The man answered, "A black-and-white Buick. A woman is driving. She has four children. Two in the front seat and two in the back. The car has Indiana license plates."

The woman was astonished. "You mean you can tell all that simply by placing your ear to the road?"

"Placing my ear to the road, nothing. I'm talking about the car that ran over me half an hour ago."

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