"An Essay" joke

"I have read your essay about your house," scowled the professor, "and it's exact the same as your brother's from last year."
"Of course," says the student, "It's the same house."

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.
After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.
The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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