"An Italian family is at the dinner table when the..." joke

An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Tony, why you-a such a fat-a fuck?" Tony says, "Poppa, it`s-a Mama`s spaghetti! I can`t-a stop-a eating it." Poppa says, "You should-a take-a smaller bites!" Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael, why you-a such a fat-a fuck?" Michael says, "Poppa, it`s-a Mama`s lasagna. I can`t-a stop-a eating it, it`s-a so good." Poppa says, "You should-a also take-a smaller bites." Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo, how you-a stay so slim-a and-a trim-a?" Fredo says, "It`s-a so easy, Poppa. I eat-a lots and lots of-a pussy." Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that`s-a taste like shit!" Fredo says, "Poppa, You should-a take-a smaller bites!!

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