Poppa Jokes

A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. "Do you have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies "no". So the bear wipeshis butt with the rabbit. The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with. So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Poppa bear, he beats me terribly." "OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?" "No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Poppa bear does." The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there more...

An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Tony, why you-a such a fat-a fuck?" Tony says, "Poppa, it`s-a Mama`s spaghetti! I can`t-a stop-a eating it." Poppa says, "You should-a take-a smaller bites!" Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael, why you-a such a fat-a fuck?" Michael says, "Poppa, it`s-a Mama`s lasagna. I can`t-a stop-a eating it, it`s-a so good." Poppa says, "You should-a also take-a smaller bites." Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo, how you-a stay so slim-a and-a trim-a?" Fredo says, "It`s-a so easy, Poppa. I eat-a lots and lots of-a pussy." Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that`s-a taste like shit!" Fredo says, "Poppa, You should-a take-a smaller bites!!

An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father
says to his oldest son, "Tony! Why you-a such a fat-a fuck?"
Tony says, "Poppa, it's-a Mama's spaghetti! I can't-a
stop-a eating it."
Poppa says, "You should-a take-a smaller bites!"
Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you-a such a fat-a fuck?"
Michael says, "Poppa, it's-a Mama's lasagna. I can't-a stop-a eating it,
it's-a so good."
Poppa says, "You should-a also take-a smaller bites."
Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo! How you-a stay so slim-a and-a
trim-a."
Fredo says, "It's-a so easy, Poppa. I eat-a lots and lots
of-a pussy."
Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that's-a taste like shit!"
Fredo says, "Poppa, You should-a take-a smaller bites!"